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Chapter 117 A Fart That Shook Heaven and Earth

The Ultimate System · 第117章 一个屁崩的天昏地暗

A divine pill!

Absolutely a divine pill!

At this moment, Lin Fan discovered that when he infused his own Yin-Yang true essence and sword intent, the pill qi emanating from this pill was several times stronger than before.

“Ding, congratulations on refining a semi-finished Earth-grade lower-rank Chaos Sword Pill.”

The moment Lin Fan touched the pill, the system sent an exhilarating prompt.

Unexpectedly, by infusing Yin-Yang qi and sword intent, he had forcibly elevated this Earth-grade mid-rank pill by two grades, making Lin Fan exclaim that he was a genius.

But this excitement didn't last long before he sensed something was wrong.

The “Chaos Sword Pill” seemed to be breaking apart from within, streams of qi seeping out.

This... this...

Lin Fan was horrified. Damn, could something be wrong? The pill I worked so hard to refine can't go bad!

“Ding, the semi-finished Chaos Sword Pill cannot withstand the divine ability Yin-Yang dual qi and sword intent and is about to disintegrate.”

Hearing the system prompt, Lin Fan immediately refused to accept it.

How can this be? No, absolutely not.

Seeing the pill's body continuously crumbling, Lin Fan panicked. Adhering to the principle of better safe than sorry, he unhesitatingly grabbed the pill and quickly threw it into his mouth.

Before you break apart, I'll swallow you first. No matter what, this should preserve the original medicinal effects, right?

“Ding, consuming semi-finished Chaos Sword Pill. Convert to experience or inherit effects.”

What the... making me choose at a time like this? Isn't that just screwing me over?

“Convert to experience.”

“Ding, consumption failed...”

Just as Lin Fan was waiting for his experience to skyrocket, the Chaos Sword Pill he had swallowed disintegrated inside his body, a massive surge of qi flooding his entire being.

Sword intent and Yin-Yang dual qi, two different streams, violently collided within his body, as if trying to burst out.

At this moment, Lin Fan was utterly dumbfounded. He hadn't expected things to turn out like this.

Just then, Lin Fan's face flushed bright red, and his delicate little backside felt like it was about to expel something.

“Damn, I can't take it...” Lin Fan shouted, unable to bear the two streams of qi rampaging inside him.

“Pfft...”

“Boom.”

The majestic yet simple two-story wooden house was suddenly blasted apart by a powerful force from within.

The explosion resounded through heaven and earth. Zhang Ergou and Feng Jue, who were chatting, were startled and jumped up.

“What's going on? What's going on?”

“Why did the Sect Leader's wooden house explode?”

They exchanged glances, then cried out in panic.

“Sect Leader... Sect Leader.”

They thought the pill furnace had exploded during alchemy and worried about the Sect Leader.

When they rushed into the house and saw the Sect Leader sitting cross-legged unharmed, they breathed a sigh of relief.

“Sect Leader, what happened?” Zhang Ergou asked, bewildered, looking at the empty wooden wall behind the Sect Leader.

“Ahem... nothing. I was just refining pills and channeled my supreme technique; the residual force blasted through this wooden wall. Alright, you may leave. No matter what sounds you hear, don't come in, because I am still refining pills.” Lin Fan said calmly, his expression unchanged.

“Yes.” Zhang Ergou and Feng Jue looked at the Sect Leader with some doubt, but not knowing the specifics, they quietly withdrew.

After they left, Lin Fan sighed in relief. Feeling his chilly backside, he was a bit exasperated—he had blown his pants apart.

But luckily he kept his cool; otherwise, if those two had seen his embarrassing state, who knows what would have become of his majestic image.

Then Lin Fan changed his pants and carefully analyzed the situation.

The Chaos Sword Pill couldn't withstand his Yin-Yang qi and sword intent, probably because the materials used couldn't support his true essence. Perhaps his true essence was of too high a quality, causing the pill to fail.

But after this experiment, Lin Fan had a general idea. If he could find higher-grade materials in the future, he might be able to refine pills beyond his expectations.

Then Lin Fan took several sets of materials and threw them into the pill furnace.

“Ding, congratulations on refining an Earth-grade mid-rank Yin-Yang Revolving Sword Pill.”

“Ding, congratulations on refining an Earth-grade mid-rank Yin-Yang Revolving Sword Pill.”

...

A total of five Yin-Yang Revolving Sword Pills were produced. For any alchemist, such a yield rate was terrifying.

These high-grade pills were unlike low-grade ones, where one set of materials could produce several pills. Here, one set produced only one pill, perfectly absorbing the essence of the herbs and merging the effects of multiple herbs to form the most potent pill.

Keeping one Yin-Yang Revolving Sword Pill, Lin Fan threw the other four into his mouth and happily chewed them.

“Ding, congratulations on consuming an Earth-grade mid-rank Yin-Yang Revolving Sword Pill, experience increased.”

...

After swallowing five pills, his cultivation experience increased somewhat, but it was a drop in the bucket compared to the vast experience needed. However, Lin Fan believed that once Nameless Peak's reputation spread, more people would seek his alchemy services.

Then, small gains would accumulate, and he could level up while lying down. Scared, aren't you?

Next, the next pill: Dragon Blood Pill.

After analyzing the materials, Lin Fan determined this pill was for body refinement.

This was the first time Lin Fan had encountered someone practicing body cultivation since he started training in the “Indestructible Demon Body.”

The previous person probably practiced sword dao, and a rather advanced one at that. The “Yin-Yang Revolving Sword Pill” he needed was not something ordinary people could take.

Because after consumption, one would feel a sensation of ten thousand swords piercing the heart; those with weak willpower couldn't withstand it.

Lin Fan threw the Dragon Blood Pill materials into the furnace, wanting to see what would happen if he infused the true essence of the “Indestructible Demon Body.”

But now Lin Fan was wary. That fart that shook heaven and earth—if he blew up the whole house again, it would be truly tragic.

So he just refined the pills honestly, planning to experiment further when he found higher-quality materials.

At this moment, above the furnace, a blood-colored flood dragon coiled, as if transforming into a true dragon.

“Ding, congratulations on refining an Earth-grade mid-rank Dragon Blood Pill.”

“Dragon Blood Pill: After consumption, activate the flood dragon's power to temper the body.”

Then Lin Fan refined all ten sets of materials. Opening his mouth, he tossed nine pills in and happily enjoyed the experience they brought.

Although he could now utilize the pill's effects, in Lin Fan's view, these Earth-grade pills weren't worth it—the grade was simply too low.

It was better to level up all at once.

But if outsiders knew, they'd probably spit blood. These pills, though Earth-grade mid-rank, were among the most difficult to refine in that grade.

In fact, their refining difficulty far exceeded that of many Earth-grade upper-rank pills.