Chapter 149: This Fart Is No Joke

At this most critical moment, the elder of the Heaven-Sealing Sect remained calm in the face of danger and exclaimed, “Everyone, lie down and play dead, just like the Holy Sect.”

As soon as these words were spoken, the Heaven-Sealing Sect elder immediately lay down on the ground.

The Holy Sect had just succeeded in playing dead, so they had to follow suit.

Otherwise, if they were to fight head-on against this Snow King Lion, they would likely be completely annihilated.

At this moment, the other major sects scrambled to imitate, each lying down on the ground. Some disciples, to make it more realistic, directly twisted their heads and stuck out their tongues.

At that moment, the sky suddenly fell silent. Snowflakes danced, and there was no longer the previous clamor or tension.

The war boats in the sky seemed to freeze in place.

The old woman from the Nine Heavens Pavilion stared dumbfounded at the scene below.

Everything, absolutely everything, had become so illusory, so unreal.

The six major sects now lay on the ground like corpses, while the descendant of the ancient Raging Sky Snow Lion stood bewildered between heaven and earth like a fool.

How had those lively little ants suddenly died without moving?

“Elder, how could this be?”

The old woman did not speak, because the scene before her was simply too unbelievable. Throughout history, no one had ever been able to hide their scent from a ferocious beast.

When mortal warriors encountered ferocious beasts, they either killed them or fell in battle, but no one had ever managed to conceal themselves from a beast.

Especially since this beast was a descendant of the ancient ferocious beast, the Raging Sky Snow Lion.

The Snow King Lion, whose body was as massive as a small mountain, did not leave immediately. Instead, it slightly retracted its hind legs and sat at the entrance of the cave. Its huge, sharp claws scratched its face, and its blood-red eyes fixed on the dead little ants, as if it did not understand why they had suddenly died like this.

Although it was a ferocious beast, it was also one that loved to learn.

Possessing the bloodline of an ancient ferocious beast, it wanted to understand everything and record it permanently in its bloodline, passing it down to future generations so they would know what had happened before their eyes.

The people of the six sects did not understand why this had happened, how they had managed to evade the Snow King Lion’s eyes. Could there be some secret hidden in lying down and playing dead?

No matter how hard they racked their brains, they could never figure out the reason.

Ling Ao, a prodigy of the Heaven-Sealing Sect, now lay motionless on the ground. Faced with such a powerful beast, no matter how formidable he was, he dared not act rashly.

But just as everyone was secretly rejoicing at having escaped this calamity, they discovered that the Snow King Lion did not return to its cave but sat before them, waiting quietly.

At this moment, Lin Fan felt helpless. What exactly did this Snow King Lion want? Could it just hurry back to its lair and let them retreat first?

The people on the war boats in the sky watched the situation below and fell silent. The current situation had not yet escaped danger.

“Elder, do we need to help them by luring the Snow King Lion away?” a disciple asked.

“No, let’s wait and see. This matter is their six sects’ affair; it has nothing to do with us.”

“Not taking the opportunity to stab them in the back is already helping them. Let’s see how long they can hold out.”

…

The sects on the war boats in the sky discussed among themselves. They were also curious about the situation below, wondering how it would turn out in the end.

Now that the disciples of the six major sects were caught between a rock and a hard place, it was quite amusing to watch.

…

“Elder, what should we do now?” Ling Ao asked softly.

“I don’t know. Wait,” the Heaven-Sealing Sect elder said softly.

The Profound Sun Sect, the Grand Unity Sect, and the others were the same. They did not know what to do now. Were they just supposed to wait for the Snow King Lion to return to its cave?

Time passed minute by minute.

The snowfall in the sky grew heavier, and a thick layer of snow covered the bodies of the disciples of the six major sects.

Lin Fan was now thinking about one thing: entering stealth mode, sneaking into the cave, stealing the cub mysteriously, and then hitting it with a brick to stun it.

But that was just a thought. Although stealth mode was impressive, the beast was very sensitive to scent. If he were discovered, it would be truly over.

Lin Fan wanted to try, but he dared not. In the end, he honestly stayed put. Perhaps the Snow King Lion would leave once it got bored.

…

Just as everyone was waiting quietly, a disciple from the Holy Sect said with a hint of tears in his voice, “Elder, Uncle-Master, I need to fart…”

Lin Fan, who was deep in thought, almost spat out a mouthful of old blood upon hearing this.

Damn, are you kidding me? At this critical moment, he wants to fart?

“What’s wrong with you? At the Divine Entry realm, how can you have such a reaction?” Elder Yu frowned and scolded softly.

“Elder, I practice the ‘Crystal Golden Body.’ Whenever there is a trace of toxin in my body, it is expelled through gas. In this icy wasteland, I have accumulated a lot of cold energy, and now the Crystal Golden Body is rejecting it,” the disciple said, on the verge of tears.

If he had known today would turn out like this, he would never have practiced this technique even if it killed him.

When this technique is cultivated to its peak, it can form a Crystal Golden Body, immune to all poisons, impervious to all evils, and maintaining the body in its optimal state.

“Hold it in. Whatever you do, don’t make a sound,” Lin Fan said, at a loss for words. This was truly a series of twists and turns, leaving him speechless.

“Uncle-Master, I’ve been holding it in for a long time. I really can’t take it anymore,” the disciple said, his face turning red from holding it in too long.

“You…” Lin Fan was about to find a plug to throw at him so he could block it up himself, but at that moment, a thunderous sound suddenly erupted.

“Pfft…”

This fart was long and drawn out, with an unbroken stream, high notes full, low notes steady, like a heavenly melody.

But at this moment, it was a death sentence.

“We’re done for…” Lin Fan sighed helplessly.

“Roar…”

The Snow King Lion, which had been thinking, suddenly roared. Its huge front claws shimmered with cold light as it swiped toward the source of the sound.

With that single swipe, it seemed as if the entire space was cut open, leaving five long black lines that twisted and warped.

Elder Yu’s face changed in shock. He roared, his fist blazing with light as if it could destroy heaven and earth, and punched toward the Snow King Lion’s claws.

“Boom…”

In an instant, space trembled, heaven and earth shattered. Elder Yu flew backward like a kite with a broken string, spitting out a mouthful of blood.

“Elder…” The crowd was horrified. They had not expected the Snow King Lion to be so powerful. With a single swipe, even Elder Yu was no match. Its terrifying strength was beyond imagination.

The Snow King Lion let out a low growl, as if mocking them.

Lin Fan could not stand it anymore. He pointed a finger at the Snow King Lion and said, “Little guy, don’t you get too cocky…”

But the moment Lin Fan spoke, space trembled, and the Snow King Lion suddenly appeared in front of him, swallowing him in one gulp.

The speed was so fast that everyone was stunned, leaving no time to react.

“Uncle-Master…” The crowd shouted in panic.

…

“Run!”