Chapter 251: Yao Wuxie, the One Who Misses a Screw
The Ultimate System · 第251章 缺一根筋的妖无邪
Lin Fan was greatly alarmed at this moment, feeling dizzy and lightheaded. This earth-shattering stinky fart seemed to contain countless irresistible auras.
In his invisible state, Lin Fan clutched his chest as if he couldn't catch his breath. His physical body had already reached the Minor Heaven Great Perfection realm. Although his cultivation wasn't too high, it shouldn't be possible for a fart to knock him unconscious.
"Pfft..."
"Pfft..."
"So comfortable..." Yao Wuxie revealed a look of sheer bliss.
"Can't stay here anymore, or I'll die." Lin Fan's expression hardened. He wanted to leave, but Yao Wuxie gave him no chance and let out a few more stinky farts.
Damn it, can't take it anymore. My eyes are stinging.
There was a pit next to him, separated by a partition from Yao Wuxie. No matter what, he couldn't reveal himself openly. So Lin Fan trudged with difficulty into the adjacent stall. Then, unable to bear it any longer, he dropped his invisibility, grabbed the handrail, and vomited.
"Bro, can you stop farting?"
At that moment, Yao Wuxie, in the midst of his bliss, heard the voice and his heart trembled. How could there be someone? He had just checked and seen no one. Could he have been seeing things?
"Who are you? How did you get in here?" Yao Wuxie looked dumbfounded, unable to figure out how someone could be there.
"This is a public place. Why can't I be here? Can you stop?" Lin Fan shouted. What was this guy made of? A fart could kill someone. How could it be so terrifying?
"Last one, just the last one." At this moment, Yao Wuxie's voice trembled slightly, as if he was brewing a final ultimate move.
Lin Fan's head throbbed instantly. Today was a total loss. He had no one to blame but himself. If he hadn't chosen the wrong target, he wouldn't have to suffer like this.
"Wait, let me get out first..." Lin Fan moved his feet with difficulty. This Yao Wuxie was definitely problematic. A single fart could make one feel faint. What kind of person was he?
But when Lin Fan reached the door and was about to open it, it was already too late.
"I can't hold it anymore." Yao Wuxie's voice came urgently.
"No..."
"Pfft..."
Suddenly, it was earth-shattering, seas drying and rocks crumbling. A stinky fart reached its highest realm.
The sound of the fart was like a heavenly melody.
Outside, a few lackeys heard the sound and exchanged glances, but they were already used to it. The young master had always been like this since childhood—he loved to fart, and the farts were loud.
Last time, someone got just a little too close outside and turned pale, vomiting for three days straight. Eventually, they all knew that Young Master Yao's farts were extraordinary.
In that instant, Lin Fan finally couldn't hold on and fainted. The world was vast and full of wonders. Lin Fan had never heard of a fart knocking someone unconscious, but now he believed it, because he might be the first person to be knocked out by one.
"Bro, hold on! Don't die!" At that moment, Yao Wuxie saw the man collapse and panicked. He quickly pulled up his pants and hoisted Lin Fan onto his shoulder.
Only Yao Wuxie would do something like taking off his pants to fart.
"Come over and help!" Yao Wuxie waved at the lackeys outside.
At the same time, Yao Wuxie felt deeply guilty. Why hadn't he checked properly in the first place? It was all because he was too impatient and couldn't hold it. If he had noticed someone earlier, this wouldn't have happened.
He might have killed another person.
To Yao Wuxie, this was such a sad thing.
...
After an unknown amount of time, Lin Fan regained consciousness. He focused his mind and immediately opened his eyes.
Looking at the surroundings, it seemed to be a room. The soft mattress and exquisite furniture all indicated that this place was well-off.
Thinking back to those farts, Lin Fan's expression hardened. This was the trickiest situation he had ever encountered—completely impossible to guard against.
Who exactly was this guy in the Yao family? His cultivation wasn't high, but he had such a talent. It was simply baffling.
"Creak..."
At that moment, the wooden door was pushed open, and a man walked in. It was none other than Yao Wuxie.
"Bro, are you okay? You scared me to death. I thought I was going to kill another person." Yao Wuxie saw Lin Fan awake and patted his chest in relief.
"But you're amazing. You actually survived." Then Yao Wuxie showed a surprised expression. Clearly, this person was the first to smell his fart and not die.
Lin Fan sat on the bed and rolled his eyes. Was this guy missing a screw?
But Lin Fan didn't know that Yao Wuxie had been producing earth-shattering stinky farts since childhood.
Yao Wuxie's talent was mediocre. Even the Yao family's ancestor had consumed countless heavenly treasures to refine pills to change his talent, but to no avail. Eventually, the family gave up on him and stopped allocating cultivation resources to him.
Deprived of the family's care, Yao Wuxie felt lonely, empty, and lacking affection. In the end, only a small beast accompanied him. But that long-time companion had died years ago under Yao Wuxie's sorrowful gaze.
The reason was that Yao Wuxie had farted in his room, and the little beast had somehow barged in, knocked unconscious by the stinky fart. Despite Yao Wuxie using all his pills, he couldn't save it.
From then on, Yao Wuxie became even more careful about the environment when he farted, afraid that someone else might be killed by him.
"Where is this?" Lin Fan asked.
"This is the Yao residence, my place." Yao Wuxie smiled. "But you're really tough. By the way, how did you survive? Can you tell me?"
Lin Fan glanced at Yao Wuxie, his mind spinning. "That's a long story. Can't explain it clearly in a short time."
Lin Fan was now penniless and couldn't stay long in Burial Demon City. He planned to hang around here for a few days, gather information, and see what the Burial Sea Demon Land was really like.
After all, Burial Demon City was built in the Burial Sea Demon Land for a reason. It couldn't have been established without cause.
"Alright, I'm not in a hurry. Since it's my fault, I'll take responsibility. You can stay here. I guarantee nothing will happen. Let me tell you, in the Yao family, I walk sideways. If you run into trouble in Burial Demon City, just mention my name, and no one will dare bully you." Yao Wuxie said cockily.
"Okay." Lin Fan smiled and nodded. Not bad. Although Yao Wuxie's cultivation wasn't great, his status here meant there shouldn't be any problems.
"Yao Wuxie, I'm here. Come out and spar with me!" At that moment, a harsh voice came from outside.
Lin Fan was dumbfounded. Didn't he say he walked sideways? That was a quick slap in the face!
Yao Wuxie, hearing the voice, his small body trembled violently. But seeing Lin Fan there, he pretended to be nonchalant and waved his hand. "You rest well. That's my brother outside. We have a great relationship and often spar to complement each other."
"Oh..." Lin Fan looked at Yao Wuxie and nodded dumbly.
This guy was something else.