Chapter 271: Little Master Isn't Afraid of a Dick

Lin Fan didn't care which part of the body was in that stone coffin; now that he had fused with the Eternal Right Arm, he was going to beat the shit out of it.

If it turned out to be a left hand, he would make it suffer from 'Parkinson's disease'.

If it were two legs, he would cripple it to third-degree disability, making it spend its life in a wheelchair.

If it were a head, haha, that would be fun—he'd just slap it with a brick and beat it for three days straight.

'Come out, don't hide in a stone coffin playing tricks,' Lin Fan roared, exuding the demeanor of a supreme master that swept the entire scene. The disciples of the six sects were shaken in spirit. Although some minor conflicts had occurred earlier, they couldn't help but applaud this bearing.

Lin Fan glanced sidelong at the six sect disciples and said calmly, 'You need not worry. I'll spare you. As long as I haven't left, no one can take your lives from under my nose.'

These words stirred a massive wave in the hearts of the six sect disciples, moving them to tears.

Although this guy had killed the elder of the Kunpeng Sect, at this moment, they found him not so detestable—even a little cute.

Yes, cute—a cute supreme master.

The six sect disciples huddled together, hiding behind, then waved at the dumbfounded Yao Family Head, signaling him to come over quickly and stop putting up a front. That stone coffin wasn't something he could handle; hurry over and cling to a powerful thigh.

At this moment, heaven and earth were desolate. The stone coffin floated silently in the void, exuding immense pressure.

The Kunpeng Sect disciples looked at the figure standing alone against everything, their hearts filled with complex emotions.

This was a supreme master with a peculiar temperament.

'Actually, we can't blame that master. We were the ones who wanted to kill and rob,' a disciple said softly.

'Your Elder Wang made the first move. The master had no choice. He was a bit heavy-handed, and it's regrettable that things turned out this way.'

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Except for the Kunpeng Sect disciples, the disciples of other sects whispered among themselves, their attitudes toward Lin Fan greatly changed.

The Kunpeng Sect disciples were left speechless by these words, and some even gradually became influenced, thinking there was some truth to it.

At this moment, Lin Fan stared at the stone coffin, feeling uneasy inside, unsure what existed within.

Then, a faint sound came, and the lid of the stone coffin moved.

'Bang.'

With a loud crash, the coffin lid flew off instantly, and a black gas spread out from within.

Dark lightning crackled in the void, its terrifying power缠绕 on the stone coffin, making people tremble with fear.

Lin Fan swallowed. The entrance was a bit special, but he had to admit it was quite imposing.

Lin Fan watched closely, memorizing it.

This kind of entrance put a lot of pressure on people and had a strong sense of mystery. If it weren't so eerie and terrifying, it would be a perfect score.

Inside the dark stone coffin, black mist filled the air, making it impossible to see clearly, but everyone could feel an extremely evil demon about to emerge.

At that moment, a strange object slowly appeared from the coffin.

Before he could see clearly, Lin Fan wasn't sure what it was.

But judging by this small section alone, Lin Fan could only say its shape was like an elephant's trunk, and in the middle of the trunk was a slit, like a void裂缝, with what seemed like a torrent flowing inside.

Could it be an elephant's trunk? Otherwise, why would it be so long?

'Dong dong...'

Just then, a strange sound came, leaving people puzzled about what was inside the coffin making such a noise.

The six sect disciples stared intently, stunned by the scene, their minds focused, waiting for the true face of this strange thing.

Then, two round objects appeared.

At this moment, Lin Fan stepped back a few paces and raised his trembling finger. He wasn't afraid but was shocked speechless by what he saw.

This... this was a dick.

Lin Fan had thought of anything, but never this.

A black, long, thick... dick.

The two balls were round, black, and occasionally collided with each other, making a chilling sound.

At this moment, not only Lin Fan was dumbfounded, but the six sect disciples were also completely bewildered.

How could this be...

At this moment, Lin Fan's right hand trembled slightly, as if familiar. Lin Fan unconsciously rubbed it against his clothes, feeling uneasy.

Could that be the 'Eternal Dick'?

Terrifying, truly terrifying.

The moment the Eternal Dick appeared, heaven and earth changed color. The sea of the Burial Sea Demon Land churned with raging waves, as if frightened by the Eternal Dick.

Just as Lin Fan was at a loss, the Eternal Dick didn't waste words with Lin Fan and struck directly.

Instantly, the sky split and the earth cracked. An infinitely large black shadow, like a spear, descended from the sky, carrying earth-shattering power, stirring heaven and earth to change color.

With a swing of the spear, the sky collapsed and the earth split.

'Master, save us...' The six sect disciples saw the descending shadow and were scared out of their wits. The unstoppable power chilled their hearts. Even the Yao Family Head turned pale with fear.

'Ancestor, save me...'

In fact, before coming, the Yao Family Ancestor had been hiding in the void to gain an advantage in seizing the treasure. But now, the situation had changed to this extent, something no one had expected.

No matter how Yao Tian shouted, there was no movement from the void.

The Yao Family Ancestor was already trembling in the void.

Terrifying, truly too terrifying.

The appearance of the 'Eternal Dick' put immense pressure on him. He even thought that if he suddenly showed his head, the surrounding torrent would tear him to pieces.

At this moment, Lin Fan took a cold breath. What to do? What should he do?

That was the 'Eternal Dick'. Could he greet it with his right hand?

Just thinking about that scenario made Lin Fan feel a chill.

The descending 'Eternal Dick' crushed the void on both sides into chaos. The power of heaven and earth was constantly being pulled, as if the entire Eastern Spirit Continent would be split in two by this dick.

Lin Fan's mind was in turmoil, then he roared.

'Damn it, little master fears nothing in heaven or earth. Am I afraid of touching a dick?'

At this moment, Lin Fan's eyes flashed with brilliance, and an immensely powerful aura burst from him.

The two powerful forces pressed down on the six sect disciples like small boats swaying in the sea, on the verge of collapse at any moment.