第36章 感谢两位的款待，日后必有重谢

Chapter 36: Thank you both for your hospitality; I will surely repay you handsomely in the future.

“Ding, congratulations on discovering a Seven Saints Treasure Map.”

While hiding in the shadows, Lin Fan had heard the two constantly talking about some treasure map. Now, seeing Mo Yixuan clutching a map tightly in his hand, Lin Fan naturally wanted to take a look.

This treasure map, he didn't know what material it was drawn on, but it felt very soft in his hand. Lin Fan tried to tear it apart, but it was useless.

“What secrets does the Seven Saints Treasure Map hold, that these two would fight to the death over it?” Lin Fan opened the map and glanced at it. The map on it was utterly frustrating for someone who had just left home, because he had no idea what was drawn on it.

However, there were two lines of text on the map that, in Lin Fan's view, had a very high level of pretentiousness. According to common sense, there should be some secret hidden within.

“Heaven beyond heaven, realm within earth.”

Lin Fan knew this was a treasure, so he tossed it into his backpack, planning to study it thoroughly later when he had more knowledge.

Then Lin Fan felt around Mo Yixuan's waist but found no storage pouch.

“With such high cultivation, doesn't he even have a storage pouch?” Lin Fan searched for a long time but found nothing, and was about to give up.

This first attempt at looting a corpse was off to a bad start.

Eh... At that moment, Lin Fan's eyes were dazzled by some light, a bit blinding. Looking closely, he saw a ring on Mo Yixuan's finger. Seeing the ring, Lin Fan thought of something.

Then he eagerly removed the ring from Mo Yixuan's finger.

“Ding, congratulations on discovering a Space Ring. Open it?”

“Open.” No need to think twice; of course he would open it. The treasures inside were waiting for him.

When Lin Fan saw the contents of the Space Ring, he grinned from ear to ear.

A badass character truly was a badass character; the stuff in this ring was indeed top-notch. But this wasn't the time to tally the loot; he would examine it thoroughly once he reached a safe place.

Then Lin Fan moved all the items from the Space Ring into his backpack. He also confiscated the ring itself, even though he couldn't use it; it might fetch a good price.

Lin Fan scrutinized Mo Yixuan from head to toe but found nothing else useful.

Ah...

Lin Fan sighed. Not even a weapon, and he fought barehanded—it was a miracle he could beat anyone.

Then Lin Fan struck both of them on the forehead with a brick again. He patted Mo Yixuan, and with that pat, Lin Fan's innocent eyes sparkled with light.

“Ding, congratulations on discovering a Profound-rank mid-grade Black Flood Dragon Armor.”

“Black Flood Dragon Armor: Made from the scales of the wild beast Black Flood Dragon and Heavenly Crystal Stone, it can block some damage below the Lesser Heaven realm.”

“Grade: Profound-rank mid-grade.”

Lin Fan was stunned. He hadn't expected to find a treasure with a casual touch.

The grades of weapons and armor were: low-grade, mid-grade, high-grade, and then Profound-rank.

This was an enormous treasure!

Mo Yixuan was way too wealthy!

Then Lin Fan, eyes gleaming, felt him from head to toe, not even missing his underwear.

“Ding, congratulations on discovering a Profound-rank mid-grade Black Flood Dragon Cloud-Treading Boots.”

“Black Flood Dragon Cloud-Treading Boots: Made from the wings of the wild beast Black Flood Dragon and Sky Cloud Stone, they enhance movement speed.”

Lin Fan was overjoyed. This was a set, and its functions seemed quite impressive.

Although he hadn't killed Mo Yixuan, the harvest this time was incredibly rich.

Without any hesitation, Lin Fan swiftly stripped Mo Yixuan naked. For Lin Fan, these two treasures were easy to recognize. He tossed them into his backpack, planning to reforge them properly once he settled down somewhere safe.

Looking at Mo Yixuan, completely naked, Lin Fan sighed slightly, his gaze fixed on Mo Yixuan's crotch.

He couldn't help but feel a bit sorry. It was his fault for hitting too hard; the crotch was swollen like that—could it still be functional?

Maybe he should use his Reversal of Fortune to improve it.

But Lin Fan felt he had gained enough benefits for today. If he continued like this, it might be going too far.

And now, Mo Yixuan displaying his proud figure in public was also inappropriate. Lin Fan, being a good guy, tore off his own white undershirt and, imitating the style of a diaper, wrapped it around Mo Yixuan.

Since they were both men, Lin Fan naturally couldn't let Mo Yixuan lose all face; he had to protect what needed protecting.

After finishing all this, Lin Fan reluctantly shifted his gaze from Mo Yixuan to Ni Mantian.

Such a beauty, Lin Fan naturally couldn't bring himself to do it. How could he apply the evil policy of taking everything to a beauty?

But he still had to check her out.

“Ding, congratulations on discovering a Profound-rank mid-grade longsword, Purple Frost Sword.”

Lin Fan touched the longsword in Ni Mantian's hand and was delighted. It was a Profound-rank mid-grade longsword. Not bad, not bad—confiscated.

“Ding, congratulations on discovering a Profound-rank low-grade Flowing Cloud Boots.”

Lin Fan started looting from the bottom. Ni Mantian's boots were Profound-rank low-grade. Not bad, not bad—confiscated.

“Ding, congratulations on discovering a Profound-rank mid-grade Singing Phoenix Garment.”

Lin Fan was startled. Another treasure. But, ah, forget it, forget it. He'd let her off. Leaving a pretty girl naked in public was not something a man should do.

So Lin Fan spared Ni Mantian's clothes. However, the ring on Ni Mantian's finger, clear as flowing water, couldn't escape Lin Fan's evil hands.

Confiscated... confiscated, all confiscated.

After putting all the confiscated treasures into his backpack, Lin Fan looked at the two who had selflessly contributed, his heart filled with infinite gratitude. Then he stood straight before them, bent down with a serious and grateful expression.

“Thank you both for your hospitality; I will surely repay you handsomely in the future.”

Though he had expressed his gratitude, Lin Fan felt it wasn't enough. So he wrote a line on the ground at Ni Mantian's feet.

“I understand your plight. How could a proud and beautiful woman tolerate being imperfect? But now you can rest assured; I have made up for your original flaws. No need to thank me. Remember my name: Lei Feng.”

Lin Fan carefully checked it, made sure there were no problems, then went to Mo Yixuan and left a message there as well.

“A man's dignity lies not in cultivation or family background, but in his own capital. Today I helped you regain your prowess, increasing the size several times. You should be satisfied. If you want to thank me, remember my name: Lei Feng.”

...

After finishing all this, Lin Fan nodded with satisfaction. Then he looked at the two, smiled slightly, and holding the supreme divine tool, the ninety-five big red brick, he struck both of them on the forehead again.

After the strike, Lin Fan didn't hesitate. Like a gust of wind, he turned and ran.

But just as he had left like a gust of wind, Lin Fan came back again. As he was leaving, his reluctant gaze caught a problem.

Ni Mantian's chest was uneven—one side bigger than the other. For Lin Fan, who was meticulous in his work, this was an unacceptable mistake.

So he struck both of them on the forehead again and began repair work.

“Black Tiger Steals the Heart.”

“Ding, congratulations, Black Tiger Steals the Heart experience +1.”

“Black Tiger Steals the Heart.”

“Black Tiger Steals the Heart.”

After groping for about ten minutes, Lin Fan stopped, satisfied.

“Now it's much more perfect.” With that, Lin Fan fled again like the wind.

But Lin Fan kept wondering about one thing: whether Black Tiger Steals the Heart actually had the function of enhancing the chest, or whether Ni Mantian's side had swollen from his groping. This was a question Lin Fan felt he needed to study thoroughly in the future.