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Chapter 57: This Is What a Real Man Does

The Ultimate System · 第57章 这才是男子汉该干的事情

Lin Fan's choice now was simple: a huge pile of money lay ahead, but beside it stood two soldiers armed with various advanced weapons.

If he charged in head-on, he'd surely die and turn to ashes.

But the situation now was that killing these two soldiers was easy, requiring no effort at all; what he had to consider was the consequences of the robbery.

When Lin Fan reached the twentieth minute of deliberation, a dazzling light burst from his eyes.

Screw it.

I'll just make a move first; worst case, I'll run back to the Holy Demon Sect to take refuge. Living in this world, one should be free and easy. I won't bully the weak, but bullying the strong—that's what a real man does.

As a teacher, I must set an example.

Enough said, let's do it.

At this moment, Lin Fan had made up his mind. If he didn't take the fat meat in sight, would that be his style?

"Hehe..."

With a sly laugh, Lin Fan melted into the crowd.

The Yan Emperor and Empress would only stay at the Heavenly Academy for one day, but at noon, they would rest briefly in a prepared room. So the best place for Lin Fan to strike was definitely there.

Noon.

Lin Fan, who had been waiting in the luxurious room for a while, felt his heart pounding. This operation was too crazy, too thrilling.

Even the time he tricked Mo Yixuan and Ni Mantian in the Sunset Forest wasn't as exciting as this.

"The Yan Emperor and Empress arrive."

At that moment, a voice came from outside, startling Lin Fan into immediately entering stealth mode. He then stood motionless behind a chair, now only able to wait like a rabbit by a stump.

"Creak..."

The antique wooden door of the room was pushed open, and the Yan Emperor and Empress walked in.

Lin Fan looked at the two and felt a bit nervous.

Having held high positions for so long, they naturally exuded an aura.

"Yan Emperor, let me serve you to rest."

"Come, come to me." The Yan Emperor shed his imposing exterior, revealing a slightly lecherous smile. He sat on the chair in front of Lin Fan and beckoned to the stunning Empress.

"Yan Emperor, not here. We're outside."

"It's fine. I'm here, and there are guards outside. Who would dare come..."

Lin Fan, standing behind the chair, watched their behavior with slight disdain.

Could it be that their deep and reserved demeanor outside was all an act? As soon as they entered this room, they shed their disguise and put on a wolf's skin.

"Yan Emperor, the students trained by the Heavenly Academy are much better than before. You've strongly supported the Academy—could it be that you're building your own power?" The Empress nestled like a little bird in the Yan Emperor's broad chest, her delicate, fair fingers gently tracing his neck.

"Now the sects dominate, and the imperial family is subordinate. That's an unbearable humiliation for any royal house." The Yan Emperor enjoyed it as he placed his wicked hands on the Empress's small buns.

Looking down from above, Lin Fan couldn't even see a cleavage. No cleavage, no fire; he wondered how this woman became empress.

Lin Fan, who was about to act, became interested as he heard them talking, wanting to know what they would say.

"Yan Emperor, my sect is willing to help you rebuild your great enterprise. Now the Holy Demon Sect is plagued by internal and external troubles; the day it breaks free from subordination is not far off." A glint flashed in the Empress's eyes as she spoke.

"Empress, we've been husband and wife for many years. I know some things in my heart. The Holy Demon Ancestor obtained divine blood from the desolate lands. Which sect in the world doesn't want it? The day of upheaval is probably not far off, right?"

"Yan Emperor, I am now your woman, naturally on the same boat as you. The Holy Demon Ancestor obtained divine blood, but he alone cannot digest it. However, the Holy Demon Sect has been passed down for ten thousand years, with profound foundations. Now the various demon sects are preparing. When the time comes, even the Holy Demon Sect, with its ten-thousand-year heritage, will turn to ashes. Then you, Yan Emperor, can..."

Lin Fan, standing behind, felt something was off. It seemed someone was planning to take down the Holy Demon Sect?

What were the desolate lands and divine blood?

Although Lin Fan had only made it to an outer disciple in the Holy Demon Sect, he still had deep feelings for it.

And the Great Yan Dynasty, as a vassal of the Holy Demon Sect, actually harbored thoughts of betrayal. This was something Lin Fan despised.

The Holy Demon Sect treated its vassal dynasties very well—no coercion, no power-grabbing, and they gave many benefits every year.

From their tone, it seemed spies had already infiltrated the Holy Demon Sect.

"Damn it." In stealth, Lin Fan looked at the two with contempt, then without a word, he took out a brick and knocked them unconscious.

"Heh, you two little bastards, you dare to plot against my sect? You don't know your place. Today, I'll teach you a lesson." Furious, Lin Fan kicked them in the face repeatedly.

But Lin Fan knew they had high cultivation, so this method was useless.

So he began the looting operation.

Lin Fan removed the storage rings from the Yan Emperor and Empress's hands and tossed them into his backpack.

He felt their clothes—nothing special, just ordinary garments. It seemed that at their level, they had already refined treasures into their bodies as life-bound weapons.

But this trip was already worth it for Lin Fan; these two storage rings were the greatest treasures.

Originally, Lin Fan had planned to loot and leave, but now he had to make them understand the consequences.

Lin Fan propped up the Yan Emperor and Empress, then smacked them on the forehead a few more times.

Though they hadn't woken from the daze, Lin Fan just disliked them and hit them a few more times to teach them a lesson.

"Hehe." Now Lin Fan eyed the Yan Emperor's crotch, felt curious, pulled open his pants to take a look, and immediately showed a contemptuous expression.

A peanut—so small.

Oh well, let me help you.

"Reverse the Course of Heaven."

Lin Fan rarely used the advanced version of "Stealing the Peach," as it was against the natural order, but now he didn't care; he just wanted to cripple him.

"Ding, congratulations! 'Reverse the Course of Heaven' experience +100,000."

Hearing the prompt, Lin Fan was overjoyed. It actually gave 100,000 experience—unbelievable.

But considering the Yan Emperor's cultivation at the seventh level of the Minor Heaven realm, it made sense.

After using "Reverse the Course of Heaven," Lin Fan pulled open the Yan Emperor's pants again and saw that his little peanut was shrinking, as if about to disappear.

Trying to escape? How could I let you?

"Reverse the Course of Heaven."

"Ding, congratulations! 'Reverse the Course of Heaven' experience +100,000."

The shrinking little peanut seemed to be nourished and started to emerge again.

But just as the little peanut was about to celebrate its rebirth, Lin Fan used "Reverse the Course of Heaven" again to make it obediently retract.

"Ding, congratulations! 'Reverse the Course of Heaven' has leveled up."

"Ding, 'Reverse the Course of Heaven' Level 2, Experience (0/2,000,000)."

"Special Effect: 'Reverse the Course of Heaven' reverses yin and yang, creating a once-in-ten-thousand-years Yin-Yang Aberrant Body. Reversing again restores the original."

Just as he was enjoying the reversal, Lin Fan saw this special effect and was shocked.

Why did the description of "Reverse the Course of Heaven" appear now? Why not from the beginning?

And it could create a once-in-ten-thousand-years Yin-Yang Aberrant Body? This... this...

Suddenly, Lin Fan thought of Qu Xiangge and his twenty-plus subordinates.

Could it be that that day I directly turned over twenty Yin-Yang Aberrant Bodies?

Damn, isn't this just sex change surgery? Why is it made so mysterious in the Xuanhuang Realm?

But whatever, I'll catch him first. When he wakes up, I'll let him carry a swollen big bird and restore his manly vigor.

Of course, no need to thank me; it's just what I should do.

After all, I'm a good person who does good deeds without leaving a name.

Haha...